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[laserguy]

[fuck that.]

Mitama, are you messing with me????

[coordinatroll]

[ It takes Mitama a little while to get back to him, since it's a busy day for Miss Coordinator, but she does reply eventually in what she hopes comes off as both innocent and confused manner. ]

No, of course not. Why would you say that?

[ Well. She has a pretty good idea why, but she'll play dumb for the time being. ]

[laserguy]

[He knows she may be messing with him, but also he's just going straight to the point.]

Because the name I got is Jerry.

He's been dragging everyone to sentencing, why would I want to get him anything?

[coordinatroll]

[ To be fair, she can't exactly blame him for being a little suspicious... You mess around with them juuust a little bit and they all get their guard up, gosh! ]

Ah yes, that. Well, he's only doing his job, no? We can't exactly fault a man for it!

[laserguy]

He's also a prick.

You're really serious about this, aren't you?

[coordinatroll]

So are some of the Chosen if you stop and think about it.

[ Mitama continues to be Objectively Correct. In other news, water is still wet. ]

I am. I don't think there's any harm in including him, and there's nothing wrong with showing some level of courtesy on our part.

[laserguy]

It's not really the same.

[Scott groans though, because he's going to end up getting something for fucking Jerry, isn't he? He pinches his nose as a feeling of defeat courses through him, before texting back.]

Fine, I'll get him something. But he can't bitch about it.

[coordinatroll]

[ That's good enough for her! Just the fact he's willing to play along, even if it's not an ideal assignment, makes her happy. ]

Perfect! Thank you so much, Scott~ ♥

And don't worry about it; if he chooses to complain, then I suppose Santa will have to put him on the naughty list next year ♪

[ Is that a threat? Maybe. ]

[laserguy]

[He's going to put minimum effort here and grab Jerry some socks. Maybe some comfortable socks that he can use to slide around his house in or whatever.]

Yeah yeah, next time though, you're giving me someone that doesn't completely suck.

[coordinatroll]

Dully noted! Next time, I'll make sure you get only the best assignment ♥

[ Which technically should be out of her hands, since it's random, but hey, if it makes him feel better... Surely she can pull some strings behind the scenes. ]

[laserguy]

Great, thanks.

[He's so thrilled... and hey, if he does get a 'bad' assignment again, he'll just assume it's Mitama trolling him.]