[ The video opens to Mitama, though just like in her recent post, she's wearing her "disguise". She's here on an important business, after all. ]
Ho, ho, ho! Thank you for joining our Secret Santa event~ It's time to find out what ─ or rather who ─ your assignment as Santa's Little Helper for this year is! Drumroll, please...
[ She makes a pause for a dramatic effect, her hand slipping into a Santa hat she's holding and pulling out a small piece of paper with a name on it. ]
It's none other than... [ This time, the pause is definitely not planned, and a little "Oh my," escapes her lips as she reads the name on the slip, but she quickly clears her throat and gets back into the act. ] ... Jerry, our guardian angel of justice!
Remember, you should present your assignee with a gift of your choice until December 25th! Good luck, and remember: your main task is to spread joy, happiness and the spirit of Christmas cheer!
[ It takes Mitama a little while to get back to him, since it's a busy day for Miss Coordinator, but she does reply eventually in what she hopes comes off as both innocent and confused manner. ]
No, of course not. Why would you say that?
[ Well. She has a pretty good idea why, but she'll play dumb for the time being. ]
[ To be fair, she can't exactly blame him for being a little suspicious... You mess around with them juuust a little bit and they all get their guard up, gosh! ]
Ah yes, that. Well, he's only doing his job, no? We can't exactly fault a man for it!
[Scott groans though, because he's going to end up getting something for fucking Jerry, isn't he? He pinches his nose as a feeling of defeat courses through him, before texting back.]
Fine, I'll get him something. But he can't bitch about it.
[He's going to put minimum effort here and grab Jerry some socks. Maybe some comfortable socks that he can use to slide around his house in or whatever.]
Yeah yeah, next time though, you're giving me someone that doesn't completely suck.
Dully noted! Next time, I'll make sure you get only the best assignment ♥
[ Which technically should be out of her hands, since it's random, but hey, if it makes him feel better... Surely she can pull some strings behind the scenes. ]
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Ho, ho, ho! Thank you for joining our Secret Santa event~ It's time to find out what ─ or rather who ─ your assignment as Santa's Little Helper for this year is! Drumroll, please...
[ She makes a pause for a dramatic effect, her hand slipping into a Santa hat she's holding and pulling out a small piece of paper with a name on it. ]
It's none other than... [ This time, the pause is definitely not planned, and a little "Oh my," escapes her lips as she reads the name on the slip, but she quickly clears her throat and gets back into the act. ] ... Jerry, our guardian angel of justice!
Remember, you should present your assignee with a gift of your choice until December 25th! Good luck, and remember: your main task is to spread joy, happiness and the spirit of Christmas cheer!
Miss Santa Coordinator, out!
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Mitama, are you messing with me????
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No, of course not. Why would you say that?
[ Well. She has a pretty good idea why, but she'll play dumb for the time being. ]
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Because the name I got is Jerry.
He's been dragging everyone to sentencing, why would I want to get him anything?
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Ah yes, that. Well, he's only doing his job, no? We can't exactly fault a man for it!
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You're really serious about this, aren't you?
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[ Mitama continues to be Objectively Correct. In other news, water is still wet. ]
I am. I don't think there's any harm in including him, and there's nothing wrong with showing some level of courtesy on our part.
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[Scott groans though, because he's going to end up getting something for fucking Jerry, isn't he? He pinches his nose as a feeling of defeat courses through him, before texting back.]
Fine, I'll get him something. But he can't bitch about it.
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Perfect! Thank you so much, Scott~ ♥
And don't worry about it; if he chooses to complain, then I suppose Santa will have to put him on the naughty list next year ♪
[ Is that a threat? Maybe. ]
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Yeah yeah, next time though, you're giving me someone that doesn't completely suck.
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[ Which technically should be out of her hands, since it's random, but hey, if it makes him feel better... Surely she can pull some strings behind the scenes. ]
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[He's so thrilled... and hey, if he does get a 'bad' assignment again, he'll just assume it's Mitama trolling him.]