[Sometimes he forgets that Sophie is only like. 5 years old. But really, the thought of asking either of them about this, especially Julian, makes his face contort into something unpleasant. Like he ate a lemon.
Actually, he'd rather eat a lemon.]
Hard pass for me. [...] Well, guess you guys will figure something out. Or nothing at all. And just continue to be weird.
[He's dealing with enough relationship drama right now anyway.]
(She'd rather eat 5 lemons than be so forreal right now, so.)
Nothing to figure out, kid. And I like being weird! It's so very fun. Also, if you see me flirting with someone and take it to heart, you're gonna end up thinking I fuck literally the entire planet. I love flirting, and some people here get super flustered, so that's twice as fun, but that said, I literally don't have the schedule or the patience for that.
[...Didn't his other self in her timeline fuck the original person she's a clone of? Yeah maybe questioning that Scott's taste, but also, he can't imagine wanting to date Sophie just because of the more familial dynamic they have.]
I mean, yeah. Doy. I'm a nightmare, kid, the pretty doesn't make up for it.
(Which is news to her! She thought the pretty made her walk through everything so, so easy! Turns out, pretty privilege has a limit, and she's insane :(.
[COUGH. But look he's just getting up from the seat after that comment, because that was like way too mushy and they're done talking about romance, right? Right. So it's time to start retreating to his room.]
[Noooo he can't escape, why. :( He really should've just gone with his tried and true of sulking in his room all by himself. It's been his thing for so long! Now he's sitting here with his cheek pressed back against his hand and dealing with this.]
It's not because that you're just pretty, Sophie.
[He'd like to think that he wouldn't fall for something stupid just because the other person is cute. SURELY HE WOULDN'T..... also god what a stupidly sincere answer. Maybe he should've just played along with her comments.]
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Actually, he'd rather eat a lemon.]
Hard pass for me. [...] Well, guess you guys will figure something out. Or nothing at all. And just continue to be weird.
[He's dealing with enough relationship drama right now anyway.]
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Nothing to figure out, kid. And I like being weird! It's so very fun. Also, if you see me flirting with someone and take it to heart, you're gonna end up thinking I fuck literally the entire planet. I love flirting, and some people here get super flustered, so that's twice as fun, but that said, I literally don't have the schedule or the patience for that.
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I'm glad I'm spared from that whole side of you.
[...Didn't his other self in her timeline fuck the original person she's a clone of? Yeah maybe questioning that Scott's taste, but also, he can't imagine wanting to date Sophie just because of the more familial dynamic they have.]
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(Which is news to her! She thought the pretty made her walk through everything so, so easy! Turns out, pretty privilege has a limit, and she's insane :(.
Very upsetting.)
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Only sometimes.
[COUGH. But look he's just getting up from the seat after that comment, because that was like way too mushy and they're done talking about romance, right? Right. So it's time to start retreating to his room.]
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(He's not leaving to go sulk alone, shut up, she's going to make this worse.)
Breaking news! Tell me all about it.
(She's turning him back to his seat.)
FYI, I super am, I get away with genuinely psychotic crap, but hey. More reason for you to watch me and never fall for the same insane crap.
... I hope. I think? Just don't think pretty people are cool.
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It's not because that you're just pretty, Sophie.
[He'd like to think that he wouldn't fall for something stupid just because the other person is cute. SURELY HE WOULDN'T..... also god what a stupidly sincere answer. Maybe he should've just played along with her comments.]