Well. His villain era is a ways away yet. Until then it's just practice, and not one he's putting a whole lot of serious effort into being evil over.
Sephiroth settles in the other seat pretty much as expected, frowning.]
Yes, exactly. [Small time evil doesn't get turned into trophies later! He doesn't want to be a trophy.] There aren't really that many stories about good dragons. I feel like if I went that route, even if it were part of the mission parameters, someone is still going to try to loot my hoard. So at that point I might as well do whatever I want because one way or another, adventurers are coming.
[There's a small tilt of his head, maybe just a little surprised that Sephiroth is still taking this whole villain thing seriously. Or maybe this is him joking? Scott can't exactly tell, but he figures that he can take the teasing for being too serious himself if he can just clear one thing up first.]
Okay man, but you aren't a dragon. You're just a teen like me. That whole thing with the other Earth was just a temporary mission.
[And he doesn't think they'll be in a situation like that again anytime soon?? Probably.]
[Sephiroth leans forward slightly in his seat, stare unblinking.]
Dragons have teenagers too. Besides which, what is more interesting, planning your mundane human life doing mundane human things like thinking about what mortgage you want to apply for, or planning your dragon life and everything you intend to conquer?
[He sits back again.
Is he a dragon? No. Sure he has the eyes for it but he isn't. Does he think he'll ever be a dragon again? ... Also no. But it entertains him.]
[There's a few seconds of silence from Scott, the mutant blinking almost comically from behind his glasses. Because uh, wow?? And wait, is Sephiroth actually serious?? It's hard to tell, but also, the other teen has always been kind of serious and holy shit, he's not backing up or taking back anything. Just full on said that with his entire chest. This sure is something.
He can't help it, a small sharp laugh breaks out from Scott-- the sound kind of amused, but also he can't help but respect it too.]
Dude, that was like one of the most metal sentences I've ever heard.
[He's ..never heard that particular combination of words in that particular order before, and it SOUNDS like it might be positive but it.. might not be.]
You're not just.. planning mortgages and retirement funds, I hope.
'Is it good, he asks.' [Scott almost seems mocking... but there's a general lightheartedness to it, especially as he quickly moves on to be a little more productive.] Remind me to lend you some of my cassette tapes.
[Or CDs here?? Whatever medium Sephiroth listens to music with, it doesn't matter, as long as he listens to the good stuff. Which, is the stuff that he listens to, obviously. Stuff to do after they get their orders in right now, and okay, guess he'll just grab some fries. He's not super hungry, but hopefully the other teen will order more.]
But seriously? Dude, don't insult me. That's like the lamest thing I've heard. We're never speaking about it again.
[For better or worse, he's not taking Scott's jabs as anything particularly serious, or at least not serious enough to get genuinely annoyed about. This sounded like it might involve either lectures or music, both of which go on tapes, but which.. he's not sure.
The language gaps of other planets gets more frustrating than anything else.]
There might be some here. Well. Not here here but there's .. some new shops that have a lot of different things.
[Like tapes! Of.. metal, maybe.
Sephiroth's not ordering a snack from the attending bots, however. He's going for what most would call an entire meal, because he is endlessly hungry. At least it's only a burger .. and some fries too. He'll regret the fries later.]
You can't escape it now. Lame banking futures await. A life of utter mundanity, never rising above a solid 401k plan.
[Isn't that something most people are supposed to want? ..Well maybe in their thirties. he has a while to go.]
So if you're not planning on becoming a nice ordinary homeowner with a nine-to-five, what are you planning on doing?
[He's definitely not judging the other teen for ordering a whole bunch of food, especially since he's ordering good stuff-- besides, they're supposed to just stuff their faces and have fun. At least try to feel a little bit normal while everything is bizarre and insane around them. The fact that Sephiroth turned into a dragon last mission says enough.]
No, I reject that future! [He laughs though, the sound bright, with something approving and entertained running through him. Good, glad that Sephrioth here can tease back about this thing. He's almost impressed. He wasn't sure at first!]
But I dunno? Never really had a plan in mind back home. [Never had a goal, something to aspire to. Although, apparently he's supposed to be Cyclops in the future, but... maybe it won't happen in his timeline. He's not sure if that's good or bad, but this isn't stuff he wants to bring up right now. Lame mood change.]
Not like anyone really expected much out of me, so it's whatever.
[The amount of food he can put away is nothing short of astonishing for anyone who isn't already well familiar how much teenagers can eat!
But if this is normalcy, it's new. He doesn't mind learning. Wasn't it a goal, to try to have a normal life? Scott's unfortunately now part of that, even if only in passing.]
I'm pretty sure banking is in everyone's future, you might as well get used to it. Learn how to balance a checkbook. [He wiggles fingers briefly, as if this is supposed to be a spooky fate.] There's worse things than no-one expecting anything out of you. It means you have more options.
[Right? That's how it works, he's pretty sure.]
I'd suggest, if nothing else comes up. Spend as much time as you can learning things, so you can make a lot of gil when you get back, so you can become wealthy enough to just do whatever catches your interest. Travel. Fish. Buy the newest gadget. Spoil friends outrageously. Try alchemy. Turning dirt into gold might help.
[An exaggerated groan escapes Scott at that thought. Please, don't tell him more about the mundane boring shit of being an adult. He's going to die. Truly, the worst fate ever.
Though he soon leans his cheek against a closed fist as he actually listens to what Sephiroth is saying to him. Funny, he brought him here just to do normal shit and eat food, maybe talk some stuff about being an evil dragon, but guess talking about the future is actually kind of normal, huh? He just usually avoids it, before it was because of his uncertainty about what he wanted to do, but now it's because of a bunch of other stupid shit.
But guess this is kind of cool in its own dumb way.]
Man, seriously? 'Become a rich asshole?' [Guess he shouldn't expect too much from a dragon that wanted to hoard treasure, but...]
If you don't want to be an asshole, and just be rich, that's up to you.
[Philanthropists exist!]
As long as we're stuck living by the rules of everyone else's societies, it's better to have money than not have it. The poor rarely influence much, and tend to not be able to act freely either. If you're not generational wealth it's probably fine.
[Unless he rebels against society hard enough to overturn everything!! Nah, he's not about that, really. Yeah sure, he thinks a lot of parts about it sucks, but it still sounds way better than the shit that the other mutants are going through in the alternative reality. No thanks about any of that.]
Is that what you want to do back home? Become super rich and do whatever you want?
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Well. His villain era is a ways away yet. Until then it's just practice, and not one he's putting a whole lot of serious effort into being evil over.
Sephiroth settles in the other seat pretty much as expected, frowning.]
Yes, exactly. [Small time evil doesn't get turned into trophies later! He doesn't want to be a trophy.] There aren't really that many stories about good dragons. I feel like if I went that route, even if it were part of the mission parameters, someone is still going to try to loot my hoard. So at that point I might as well do whatever I want because one way or another, adventurers are coming.
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Okay man, but you aren't a dragon. You're just a teen like me. That whole thing with the other Earth was just a temporary mission.
[And he doesn't think they'll be in a situation like that again anytime soon?? Probably.]
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Dragons have teenagers too. Besides which, what is more interesting, planning your mundane human life doing mundane human things like thinking about what mortgage you want to apply for, or planning your dragon life and everything you intend to conquer?
[He sits back again.
Is he a dragon? No. Sure he has the eyes for it but he isn't. Does he think he'll ever be a dragon again? ... Also no. But it entertains him.]
Life's short, plan to be a dragon.
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He can't help it, a small sharp laugh breaks out from Scott-- the sound kind of amused, but also he can't help but respect it too.]
Dude, that was like one of the most metal sentences I've ever heard.
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[He's ..never heard that particular combination of words in that particular order before, and it SOUNDS like it might be positive but it.. might not be.]
You're not just.. planning mortgages and retirement funds, I hope.
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[Or CDs here?? Whatever medium Sephiroth listens to music with, it doesn't matter, as long as he listens to the good stuff. Which, is the stuff that he listens to, obviously. Stuff to do after they get their orders in right now, and okay, guess he'll just grab some fries. He's not super hungry, but hopefully the other teen will order more.]
But seriously? Dude, don't insult me. That's like the lamest thing I've heard. We're never speaking about it again.
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The language gaps of other planets gets more frustrating than anything else.]
There might be some here. Well. Not here here but there's .. some new shops that have a lot of different things.
[Like tapes! Of.. metal, maybe.
Sephiroth's not ordering a snack from the attending bots, however. He's going for what most would call an entire meal, because he is endlessly hungry. At least it's only a burger .. and some fries too. He'll regret the fries later.]
You can't escape it now. Lame banking futures await. A life of utter mundanity, never rising above a solid 401k plan.
[Isn't that something most people are supposed to want? ..Well maybe in their thirties. he has a while to go.]
So if you're not planning on becoming a nice ordinary homeowner with a nine-to-five, what are you planning on doing?
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No, I reject that future! [He laughs though, the sound bright, with something approving and entertained running through him. Good, glad that Sephrioth here can tease back about this thing. He's almost impressed. He wasn't sure at first!]
But I dunno? Never really had a plan in mind back home. [Never had a goal, something to aspire to. Although, apparently he's supposed to be Cyclops in the future, but... maybe it won't happen in his timeline. He's not sure if that's good or bad, but this isn't stuff he wants to bring up right now. Lame mood change.]
Not like anyone really expected much out of me, so it's whatever.
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But if this is normalcy, it's new. He doesn't mind learning. Wasn't it a goal, to try to have a normal life? Scott's unfortunately now part of that, even if only in passing.]
I'm pretty sure banking is in everyone's future, you might as well get used to it. Learn how to balance a checkbook. [He wiggles fingers briefly, as if this is supposed to be a spooky fate.] There's worse things than no-one expecting anything out of you. It means you have more options.
[Right? That's how it works, he's pretty sure.]
I'd suggest, if nothing else comes up. Spend as much time as you can learning things, so you can make a lot of gil when you get back, so you can become wealthy enough to just do whatever catches your interest. Travel. Fish. Buy the newest gadget. Spoil friends outrageously. Try alchemy. Turning dirt into gold might help.
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Though he soon leans his cheek against a closed fist as he actually listens to what Sephiroth is saying to him. Funny, he brought him here just to do normal shit and eat food, maybe talk some stuff about being an evil dragon, but guess talking about the future is actually kind of normal, huh? He just usually avoids it, before it was because of his uncertainty about what he wanted to do, but now it's because of a bunch of other stupid shit.
But guess this is kind of cool in its own dumb way.]
Man, seriously? 'Become a rich asshole?' [Guess he shouldn't expect too much from a dragon that wanted to hoard treasure, but...]
Still feels like, dumb society shit, you know?
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[Philanthropists exist!]
As long as we're stuck living by the rules of everyone else's societies, it's better to have money than not have it. The poor rarely influence much, and tend to not be able to act freely either. If you're not generational wealth it's probably fine.
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[Unless he rebels against society hard enough to overturn everything!! Nah, he's not about that, really. Yeah sure, he thinks a lot of parts about it sucks, but it still sounds way better than the shit that the other mutants are going through in the alternative reality. No thanks about any of that.]
Is that what you want to do back home? Become super rich and do whatever you want?